My writing leaving you wet? Request one that will whet your whistle
so I did this spoken word cover of baby got back. I hope that will make up for a lack of submissions.
(Source: peacehon)
Feeling blue? Maybe I could write a poem to cheer you up?
Pick a topic, any topic, and leave it in my ask. After a quick turn around period, you’ll have a poem of your own.
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ALL CAPS, so you know it’s good.
Also a poem like this could be yours for FREE!
Just drop a topic in my ask box, and I’ll hook you up.
Want to dis an idiot? I can help!
I take requests for all natures of spontaneous poems. Just leave your topic or angry energy in my ask, and I’ll make one special for you.
Wanna shuck me?
Well, I don’t consent to that, but I’ll agree to a poem if you ask nicely.
Piggin’ out on my poetry? You can have more!
Leave your order, and pretty young lady on roller skates will bring a piping hot poem to your car.
Well not really, but if you leave a topic in my ask, I will give you a poem.
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thekeyofhappy asked: a junkyard. or a landfill. or orange peels.
tada!
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First request!
a junkyard. or a landfill. or orange peels. for thekeyofhappy
If you’re super jealous of her personalized poem, check yo self. When your done, you can request one of your own.
Blown away? Want more? Want one about your torrid romance?
Drop me a line, and I can put an end to your rhetorical questions.
